i have defo got to say that some of these are really true lol
1. Don't imagine you can change a man
- unless he's in nappies.
2 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
- You shut the door.
3. If they can put a man on the moon then
- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander
- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Always go for the younger man.
- You might as well, they never grow up anyway.
6. All men are sh*ts
- they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor:
- a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men
- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something
- suggest he's too old for it.
10. Love is blind,
- but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man,
- look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around for 40 years.
- See? even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
- tell him, "Cheque books."
14. Remember, he thinks a "good sense of humour." does not mean that you gotta tell good jokes,
- it means that you gotta laugh at his.
15. So you don't have to remember all these 14 things, just remember the ONE thing
- All men are sh*ts.
